Kentucky call, and this damn cold.

My friend from Kentucky called again, but this time I was actually home. She had me laughing til I was coughing like an idiot. I miss that state already! I'm going to blame this horrible sick I caught from all the toxins in the New York air. I think the cold is almost ready to go away though! Which means that I will shave and start working on makeup stuff again. I haven't painted my face in forever!

Whilst on the topic of my new Kentucky friend, I thought I would share a story that I encountered whilst with her.

We were at the reception after the wedding and a larger women behind me was feeding her baby at a rapid pace, to the point where the child looked like a chipmunk from all the food that he hadn't been able to swallow yet. My friend looked over and then took a double take, and looked at me.
"God damn, look at her feed that baby"! I looked over and my eyes got wide. She then said "That ain't right, just cause the mama eat that way don't mean the baby have to. God damn, let the fucker breathe"!

I was laughing so hard. I need to live in Kentucky for a few years because I want that God damn accent. I've been working on mine a bit, it's getting better!

Hope you enjoyed the story, cause I was dying.