Adding to my hatred of shaving.

As some of you may know, my hatred for shaving is intense.

Well, ladies and gentlemen, the hatred GREW. 

I dragged myself to the bathroom because, well, the beard was getting ridiculous. 

I washed my face, I exfoliated, and I went to go pump some shaving cream into my weary hands and realized that my brother took the SHAVING CREAM. If my beard wasn't as out of control as it was, I would have walked away.... But this bitch needed a shave. 

Then God sent me a thought, that saved my mug from being torn to shreds!

A recipe! 

1 squeeze of moisturizer.

1 Little dollop of Vaseline.

1 squeeze of hair conditioner.  

Mix well and apply to the mug; Er, or legs, chest, you get the drill. 

A nice close shave, no pain, no cuts, no tantrums. :D